Ed is weird as fuck, but kinda sexy.
He has enough technical production experience to act as if he knows what he’s at. Sometimes, he passes as a professional. His warped mind provides lyrics and scripts for our adverts and generally has a dim view of life.
In reality, he’s just a jaded, nihilistic animal, with a penchant for grossing Aiden out. Sometimes he displays human traits, but, rarely.
We don’t show his face because his raw, unfettered sexuality gets us barred from shops, and we flit around the boundries of being censored at the best of times.